vo tech

Vocational Technical institution where one learnes various different skills.

Jill takes auto shop at vo-tech

by Bob October 28, 2003

Upper Cape Tech

A school right next to the Cape Cod Canal. Grades 9-12, a tade school that includes trades such as plumbing, electrical, automotive, landscaping, etc...

Current classese are crazy (2009-2012). The class of 2009 and 2010 always seem to have some type of notorious lesbian scandal going on within it. Good times, crazy times, our times.

There's so much drama between all the classes at Upper Cape Tech

by thiswaytoptown January 22, 2009

homo tech

(aka 'homo technical foul') A penalty awarded to an athlete, friend, or random person for committing an act deemed to be stupid and/or homo in nature. In basketball, it is more severe than both the regular technical foul and the flagrant foul (levels I and II)

Accrual of 3 homo techs may result in the barring of a person from a venue or specific location, per public consent. Every homo tech thereafter must go before a review panel comprised of a 3 member tribunal to be known as the War Cabinet. Any person subjected to the tribunal is required to wear a helmet constructed out of concrete in order to represent the dunce-headed thinking he/she exhibited while committing such fouls.

EX 1: Dwayne Wade was awarded a Homo Tech by Fred for getting away with a travelling violation during the 2006 NBA Finals versus the Dallas Mavericks. He has 2 remaining.

EX 2: Unneccesary pluralization of otherwise singular words may result homo tech(s) depending on how many words in the phrase were pluralized.

by Kruzer October 16, 2006

Georgia Tech

The premiere schoool in the state of Georgia, the only lacking disadvantage is the lack of ladies!

AAh......time for hard studies and importing ladies from Athens for the weekend!

by Piranha January 13, 2005

Harford Tech

Harford Tech is a technical high school in harford county. So many people think that we are all losers because we go to a tech school but i guaruntee that pretty much anyone who comes out of this high school has so much more knowledge than any of the idiots that come from the other schools around the county. At least when we graduate, we can get a job at somewhere really good rather than making minimum wage saying "do you want fries with that?" Yes most of our sports teams suck but who cares we have more important things to accomplish than becoming a school full of dumb jocks. We do have an awsome wrestling team which actually won states last year which was fantastic. As with any school, we have all of the different "social" groups but many of us mingle and we rarly have a fight. When a fight does break out the entire school finds out within an hour and at least 10 people have the fight on video on their cell phone. At any given moment, you can find at least 15 seniors randomly roaming the halls and nobody even says anything. You can seriously walk right out the front door in the middle of the day past one of the administrators and they will say goodbye to you! As with any high school, its a school it pretty much sucks all the time until you get to about april of your senior year when you realize that you freaking love this school and your glad you stuck with it and didnt go back to your home school.

WOOHOO Harford Tech Class of 2007!

by cnd '07 January 30, 2007

Texas Tech

A public university belonging to the Big XII Conference, and located in Lubbock, Texas on the southern plains. Enrollment is approximately 24,000 and continually growing. Texas Tech's main rival is Texas A&M. One of the top three public schools in Texas. Commonly referred to as "Tech". The school mascot is "Red Raiders" and colors are scarlet and black.

"Texas Tech is a great school with continually improving academics, and a less uptight atmosphere and liberalism than UT or A&M.

by icey16 March 3, 2009

brooklyn Tech

Founded by Dr. Albert L. Colston, Brooklyn Technical High School is one of the three elite highschools of New York. The faculty of Brooklyn Tech has its odd balls but overall it has some of the finest teachers anywhere. Brooklyn Tech offers a vast variety of intellectually stimulating courses along with an overwhelming variety of clubs, sports and the like. The student population of Brooklyn Tech is more or less evenly spread, racially, and contains the highest concentration of the greatest young minds of New York. As a testement to this fact is its outstanding alumni, which includes the founder, owner and current CEO of Barnes and Nobel bookstore among many others. It is even said that if you go anywhere in the world wearing a Brooklyn Technical Highschool t-shirt someone will come up to talk to you (often it's to either offer a job or talk about the good ol' days). The building itself is an amazing work of art. Outside one will find carvings of owls overlooking the main entrance way, heads finely crafted lining the wall of the school, acting as guardians of a sort. Along with this the center section of the school's first floor contains an amazing mural dedicated to the achievements of mankind through labor and science. The building was crafted in the 1930s at the time of the great depression and was designed to be self sufficient in all ways. Although it may seem somewhat outdated the building of is a physical representation of the greatness that is Brooklyn Technical Highschool.

--You go to Tech?
--YEP!
--ME TOO! Class of '67! You want a $3,000,000,000 a year job?
--Nah, the guy from class of '54 asked me first

by Chemical Hazard January 7, 2005