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The United States of America 

A fictional country that first appeared in the textbooks of every primary school as a country built upon the principles of freedom and liberty.

The United States of America is often confused with the actual countries, The United Corporations of America and the country, The Divided States of Amnesiacs.

All rational scholars agree that the United States of America never existed. Saying, "if it did ever exist, it only lasted between 1 to 5 minutes in the minds and hearts of those who conceived of such a nation."

Nevertheless, a loyal following of the fantasy country still exists. Elections are held every four years for an illusionary president. And the belief that the US is the greatest nation EVER is a requirement for membership in several fanatical groups.

Recently, however, growing dissatisfaction with the fantasy of The United States of America has led many people to even doubt the fairness of democracy. With proclamations that democracy is an illusion as well. Nothing more than the tyranny of the majority and the servant of the wealthy few. In turn, this has led many to look for other imaginary countries. Countries such as Narnia, Wakanda, Loompaland even the entire Marvel Universe have experienced a rapid influx of mental migrations in an attempt to escape the reality of a fantasy nation.
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“The United States of America is the home of the free and a land under God!!”
“Good. Very good my child. Now, it is time to take your Batch-five medication, and then we’ll listen to and repeat today's Doublethink. Remember…Ignorance is Strength!"
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heatin' up the universe 

A Wasted effort
Results are not worth the effort used.
C'mon Bill, stop heatin' up the universe, you know you can't push that crate by yourself.

touching the unicorn 

To reach a state of devine inebriation.

Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.
Morgan took just enough magic mushrooms to be nicely touching the unicorn.

This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back

kingpin the urinal 

I had to shit like a horse, all the stalls were full... no choice but to kingpin the urinal.

Praying at the ugly rug 

A slang term - used to describe performing oral sex on a woman.

* I cant take credit for this one - Thanks to my friend and neighbour - Ms K sylvester!
Last night I was so desperate for a for my girl to blow me that I found myself praying at the ugly rug - in the hope id get something in return!

cracker (here in the uk) 

1)shes a cracker
2)this new coaster is a cracker
1)shes a good looking woman
2)this new ride is brilliant

get my meaning
cracker (here in the uk) by mike December 13, 2003

The Unlucky Tug

Unlucky Tug is Thomas train youtuber very epic. He has lots of oo trains yeah.
The Unlucky Tug is very lucky