squash tarts

A generic Pop Tart that has an unpleasant tasting filling and looks as if it flattened rather than rose during baking.

I hate it whenever mom buys those generic squash tarts that taste like the flavor was all squashed out.

by anonymous December 27, 2024

Tart

An idiot.Somebody who does something stupid and doesn’t even know it .

The person wore the new clothes he bought at work even though he wasn’t sure he was keeping them!Then tries to return to the store all soiled,expecting to get a return ,lmao.I definitely laughed when I heard this,and replied what “tart”

by Juicey~poo December 27, 2022

Tart Tart

Disappointed at someone for doing something inappropriate.

Man: f*** u !!

Man 2: Tart Tart

by DeadingIaks May 27, 2018

tart dick

An uppety dick who's being retarded for no good reason

Let's go to Micky Smoke Shop, give the same order, and see if that f****** tart dick gets it right this time.

by Maud the Spirit Guide February 21, 2021

Tart

A slut

Oh look at that tart over there

by 123.com.ireland August 23, 2017

tart

a person you want to beat the shit out of

The guys on Good Mythical Morning are such tarts

by atemil December 1, 2015

Timber Tart

Noun: A woman who professes a strong knowledge of conservation based activities such as hunting and fishing in an attempt to gain popularity with men who have such interest but is in fact noticeably ignorant in said field of knowledge

Man 1: Danielle said she wanted to to the blind with us this weekend!
Man 2: nah, she’s just a timber tart she’ll ruin the hunt.

by Degenerate1 October 23, 2023