swedish burrito

When butter is applied to an anus in place of lube.

My buddy and I were feeling frisky ladst night but didn't have any lube. So we made a Swedish Burrito instead

by RKOwner December 23, 2015

Swedish Chef

A racial slur to define "Shark" from Discord. Who is a little wee wee pantsed idiot dummy head.

Wow shark is such a swedish chef smh

by owoDEFINITIONS February 2, 2020

Swedish SpiderMan

When you and your partners are having sex, Take a knife and make a hole. After that put your dick in your partners arms and starts cumming inside. Fast, patch up the hole. Wait for a few minutes. Then cut their wrists, after that they will be shooting web

Bryan: Hey chad i have your mom a swedish Spiderman last night
Chad: now we are equal

by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020

Swedish Mile

The walk home late at night when you are drunk.

I got kicked outta the party last night - totally had to walk the swedish mile

by Griddlebone February 23, 2011

Swedish Rag

When you jiz on a paper towel (or rag) and then clean the lint off your cock with the dampened towel (or rag).

Mom: Timmy, why is there lint on this paper towel?

Timmy: Swedish rag!

by Anti January 1, 2005

Swedish Smore

When you eat a smore out of a girls pussy

Jack had a swedish smore.

by Vinny Costa July 23, 2007

Swedish pop-tart

by roberts terms, sex with a spatula....lik a cherry pop tart: pop it and part it.

Damn robert, did you swedish pop-tart that girl?
hells YEA!!

by kelseyyyyy katttt December 9, 2008