Narrative Surfing

A populist-esque phenomenon. When someone adopts position after position because the position’s in-group popularity or astroturfed popularity.

This is most often done to increase (social) media engagement rather than being a sincerely held belief or only becomes a sincerely held belief as a result of its popularity and not its rationale or substance.

Surfing from narrative wave to narrative wave of popular opinion among one’s in group.

why are conservatives now supporting abortion and gay rights?

They’re narrative surfing dude.

by Huwite August 14, 2023

Carpet Surfing

When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men

Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.

by Ralniv August 26, 2023

garage surfing

A form of mischief, where teens sneak into unlocked garages and raid the 2nd fridge for beer.

If desperate, teens will resort to stealing hard cider

I hate being pranked by local teens stealing my beer. Now I have to padlock my fridge so I’m not a victim of garage surfing. - Joe Pera

by go_bills July 22, 2024

Silver Surfing

Silver Surfing is when you keep watching random videos on the internet hoping to find an unintentionally hot picture or clip of a person and/or a small movement that they make that you think is hot. This way, you can replay those five seconds over and over again, and you can goon away, because it won't ever look like there was anything adult in your search history, because nothing you've watched was intended to be adult. Yes, that's right, I've discovered the Ultimate Life Hack of the Internet. Once you finish Silver Surfing until you find a few clips, you can put them into a little clip for only your eyes, and then you can goon away while playing it over and over again.

"I'm going Silver Surfing for redheads."

by EmogusalDamager August 2, 2024

dundid summfin

(1) A criminal's confession to a crime that he/she committed, or a guilty plea in court,

(2) A finding of guilty in a criminal court

"RaQuan thought he would get out of it, but the jury came back with a verdict of "DUNDID SUMMFIN"...

by Theshadow1960 September 26, 2023

throat surfing

When the recipient of fellatio takes control.

I was so close, I grabbed her by the head and started throat surfing!

by Calamus56 December 3, 2023

Bitch surfing

Rocking around the net looking at random girls, without any specific thought in mind. Kinda zoned out.

Bro, don't tell me you on there bitch surfing again.

by Slick at west syde March 1, 2024