stumple

exceedingly short and stumpy

That poor guy has stumple thumbs.

by notbarbie December 18, 2010

Stumpfer

A Dutch word meaning a put out cigarette which can be used for smoking later.

I.E. You don't want to smoke a whole cigarette, so you put it out and save it for later.

Ad (name) luckily had some stumpfers (plural) left when he had no cigarettes anymore.

by Zealord September 11, 2010

Stupasso

Stupid. Asshole. Blended into one word.
Used as an insult to gain someone's attention.

Hey, Stupasso, get your ass over here

by xo__reinabby September 15, 2010

Stompald

the act of being stomped and trampled at the same time

I was being rowdy with my two large dogs, a great Dane and weimeranier, and was almost stompald to death.

by KMEdens November 18, 2010

Stumptified

To be stuck, like a tree stump, in utter disbelief

I can't believe that slut ass bitch whore was fucking my associate in our bed. I'm completely stumptified!

by ferciouskniff November 21, 2010

stumphung

Having nails driven through one's testicles into a tree stump, usually for impregnating someone's daughter.

I'd hit that, but I'd end up getting stumphung by her old man!

by snm77 March 12, 2011

stump jumping music

generaly a term used by old people to refer to new age music thats past there era such as hip hop, rap, techno, and anything else that has a fast eletronic beat

you kids and your damn "stump jumping music" is irritating.

by KAPTAIN CAVEMAN October 3, 2011