The Awkward Stiffie

The act of achieving and erection at the most inconvenient of times and for no apparent reason

Sitting in the classroom the teacher shouted over to timmy

Teacher: " Timmy come and write the answer on the board"

Timmy began sweating nervously as he had case of the awkward stiffie

by Rooboy222 September 20, 2009

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Tail Pipe Sniffer

A chronic tail gater.

I hate riding with him, he's a tail pipe sniffer.

by rougeprocess December 12, 2010

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100 percent stiffy juice

The act of Jacking off and blowing your load into someones sunscreen after the said act you say here is 100 percent stiffy juice

Man I pissed off people after I blew a hot steamy load of 100 percent stiffy juice into some sunscreen

by FoxGuardJ October 23, 2019

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A term said by Freddie from the British rock band "Queen" in a comedy skit. After gaining popularity on Instagram in late 2017, it has been broadened used as a term that can randomly be said to express any emotion really.

Could be used to describe amaze, or surprise without being the slightest bit 'homo'.

Phillip: How did you like my presentation Capri?
Capri: Wow Phillip, that made my balls stiff!

by MEGAMIND420 December 9, 2020

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South Dakota Sniffer

This is when the male partner has a fetish of the female nose and when he looks into his partners nostrils he gets a HUGE erection. This then leads him into the urge of sticking his genitals into the female nose. WARNING: may be painful and break nose... could also cause bleeding and future nasal issues. TRY THIS AT HOME.

Person 1: He gave me the south dakota sniffer last night.

Person 2: oh my gosh no way your nose looks great.

by Nose Blaster January 19, 2021

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