pro status

Of high quality, carrying something out with perfection.

I hit that shit pro status.

by maybenot September 28, 2003

Hot Girl Status

When a hot girl on facebook makes a pointless status, and guys like it because they like her.

John "Did you see what (Hot girls name) said yesterday, she got 100 likes"

Matt "Dude, its just a Hot Girl Status"

by MjMed September 21, 2011

Boner Status

When a girl is lookn hott as fuck and she is fuck-able material

1. Damn bro, girl is boner status

by MASTER BLOWNSKI July 16, 2009

goat status

Greatest of all time but also the best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase "goat status" is very relaxed, never goes out of style.

Dude those shoes are goat status

Micheal Jordan is goat status

by Zitley June 4, 2018

rat status

(adjective): a state of being where a person is so gross that they are comparable to a rat living in the sewer

Kelsey: "Dude, my boyfriend wouldn't get out of bed so then I farted on him"

Liz: "Dude, that's so rat status"

sad handjob blumpkin never no talahassee gas mask GROGAN cum dumpster rat rodent sewer rat sewer drainer

by schlumbum March 22, 2016

Dane Cook Status

A very low status which means that you are a faggot and you honestly cannot fall any lower unless you rape a kitten and say it was the most fun you ever had, in which case you become acquire Furry status. In order to get this status, you must fail miserably. Dane Cook Status is a terrible thing and you should laugh at how much whoever has it sucks.

HOW TO RESOLVE DANE COOK STATUS

Successfully become an hero and you will raise your status from a guy made of fail and aids to a guy mad of win and greatness as well an icon for all an heroes to come.

People who have achieved Dane Cook Status:
Dane Cook
You
This guy: http://www.youtube.com/user/gaygod?blend=1
Hillary Clinton
Fantards

Guy made of win: I cured Cancer!

Guy made of greatness: I proved that the educational system is flawed!

Guy with Dane Cook Status: I disguised a bomb as a copy of one of Dane Cooks CDs, mailed it to my own house and blew everything up!!! I am made of WIN!!!!!!

by fgsfdsMASTER February 2, 2009

Goon Status

The highest level of greatness and pure, natural talent. Most people with Goon Status are either really funny or really sexy, or just a combination of both. There is no other level like this except Champion Status.

Man 1: "Yo man, did you see that girl?"
Man 2: "Yeah man, why? What happened?"
Man 1: "I tapped that ass last night and now she always wants The D."
Man 2: "Man, you finally reached Goon Status!!!!"

by Greenstone June 15, 2009