Pull all the legs off a spider

When a male masturbates 8 times in a day.

Jamie: During my day off yesterday I was so bored and sexually frustrated I had to pull all the legs off a spider to keep me from molesting my dog.

by howlingmadwilger October 29, 2010

spade

Another name for a small shovel.

The man used the spade to dig the grave that he would put his next victim in.

by All_Knowing September 26, 2005

spider hole

One's anus, but an "inny" as opposed to a balloon knot which is an "outty". Much like inny's and outty's when referrring to belly buttons.

I would love to penetrate that spider hole!

by C CO PROWLER August 12, 2006

Queen of Spades

THE DIRTY BITCH

Malek was playing hearts with his buddies one night. he was doing rather well until Dom threw the queen of spades.THE DIRTY BITCH was dawned upon Malek and he was filled with anger and disappointment as he gained 13points to his name.hurt.

by mr filipino green thumb. March 5, 2011

spider

A spider, aka arachnid, is an eight-legged creature of doom. Humans eat eight of them a year in their sleep. Matt Bellamy has stated his wish that gravity on earth were less so that they would all die. Then again, he also said we were derived from them. Not the most reliable source.

"OH MY GOD, IT'S A SPIDER! RUN!"
"Chill out - oh shit, nevermind, let's haul ass."

by Rachel D. August 26, 2007

The Spider-Man

When a male is receiving oral sex, The Spider-Man is the act of pulling out his member just prior to ejaculation, then unloading into his own hand and then flinging it in a web-throwing motion directly into the eyes of the one servicing him.

There's nothing quite as satisfying as when I first introduced my girlfriend to The Spider-Man.

by MattDoesntMatter May 23, 2007

spade face

Flat faced ugly woman. Resembles a form of flat fish. Hangs around with Till Mouth.

Bally banged Spade face at Reighton Sands last year.

by Corned Beef July 16, 2004