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yogurt splatter

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy
I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night
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Chicken Splatter

Slang term for semen, jizz, cum, sperm

Originated in southern Ireland when a carpenter bit into a chicken sandwich and a bit of ooze came out and splattered all over his goatee
Tadhg - How did you get on with that girl last night?

Dave - Got her back to mine, banged the box off her and then filled her with me Chicken Splatter. Dacent
by Storesledge3000 July 6, 2016
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Bondsville Splatters

When you drink Allen's Ginger Brandy and Budweiser's, and was them down with Ron Dog's, and then proceed to spackle the toilet bowl with fecal matter after digesting the trio.
Good thing BR made it to the bathroom in time, because he had a bad case of the Bondsville Splatters.
by Joe From Sacramento December 12, 2020
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collateral splatter

When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter
I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...
by Mountain Dew Code Retard October 16, 2021
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Taint splatter

When your dick slips out just as it climaxes, therein splattering cum on the taint.
I’ll be a bit late, I was taking it good when the fucker pulled out. So now I gotta clean up this taint splatter.
by Cpt James Hook November 28, 2021
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the splatoon 1 losing music

The worst thing to have ever been crafted by mankind.
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I lost in Splatoon 1 and heard the splatoon 1 losing music, and now I want to game-end myself.
Person 2: *listens to the song* Yo, that's kinda banging
by ISimpForOxygen September 29, 2022
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Attention Splatter Platter

A woman, on occasion versatile male, who takes it in all holes and hands or facials from multiple males for attention. Tragically trapping her in a fearful place.
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by pornstitute January 2, 2023
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