Sparkalaphobia

The fear of glitter.

Those glittery twitards give me sparkalaphobia.

Denise put on so much glitter before our date I developed sparkalaphobia.

by It's me Mario May 11, 2010

Sparky's skoal slide

When sparky hides his monstrous wad of chew in his drunk girlfriends stinky fanooter

Whoa! Did you hear about that Sparky's skoal slide? He dumped off that whole lipper of chaw in that snatch.

by Tee unit November 20, 2010

Sparkling Water

Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.

Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’

by Peasant01 June 10, 2018

sharkeishaing

To knock a bitch the f*** out

Damn dat hoe sharkeishaing her ass

by dayum237 December 2, 2013

lawn shark

Any miscellaneous item lying on the lawn that gets in the way while you're mowing. After you run the item over pieces of it may attempt to "bite" you as they're spat out the sides of the mower. This item could be anything from a golf club to trash that your neighbor plucked off his lawn and threw onto yours.

Herman: Hey, have you seen Collin's leg?
George: No, why? What happened?
Herman: He ran over an extension cord while he was mowing the lawn last night. It got stuck in the mower and started whipping around, cut up his leg really bad.
George: Gotta watch out for those damn lawn sharks!

by J. Arnier November 25, 2007

Dingo Shark

noun; A highly dubious cover story.

Reporter: So what happened?

Govt Spokesman: Apparently a dingo shark broke in last night and killed the entire royal family. Luckily, the Communist Party have been kind enough to step in and secure order.

by Dr Winterbourne March 27, 2009

Jew Shark

Something not likely, improbable. Retarded.

The Mossad trained a Jew Shark to kill Egyptian tourists.

by NNNCO December 8, 2010