soggy cabbage

When you take a cabbage, and piss on it, and make your friend eat it.

Oh dude, I made him a soggy cabbage!
Ewww!

by Burzonic July 21, 2016

soggy grape

A miserable git

That Gabe is a soggy grape

by RProd May 31, 2018

soggy llama

When a small emo girl with purple hair has to finger herself because no one else will. Her tears fall onto her bush making it look like a rain soaked llama.

Hey why didn’t you come out last night? I was at home giving myself a soggy llama.

by Golden_Flaps July 3, 2021

Soggy Cookie

A game where a group of guys gather around a cookie and take turns nutting on it. The first guy to not be able to cum must eat the cookie.

"Hey boys, you wanna head over to Tristans to play some soggy cookie?"

by NoticeMeSenpaiiu October 13, 2021

Soggy pussy

A gross vagina that is trash in bed.

She be having that soggy pussy.
He's such a soggy pussy.

by LighLigh February 24, 2022

Soggy teabag

when someone gives one with a dick a blowjob whilst they piss in their mouth.

person 1: ugh, my new boyfriend has a thing for ‘soggy teabags’

person 2: DROP THAT CUNT

by gotchu ethne February 28, 2018

Soggy salad

When you cum on a vegetarian

I made a soggy salad with Alice last night

by Yanko May 11, 2016