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Slovakian Baby Shower

The Slovakian baby shower is simple. A pregnant woman, in the twilight of her third trimester is riding cowgirl on her partner, and when her water breaks, THEY DON’T STOP.
Little Timmy isn’t doing so well in school, it’s probably because he was born by Slovakian baby shower.
by IG@50shades.ofwhite January 25, 2020
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shower shit

when someone, usually a man, takes such a nasty disgusting shit that a shower is needed when finished to feel clean again
I had a shower shit today from that mexican food last night.
by Johnny Tats December 8, 2007
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brown shower

To receive the contents of the bowels of another person for sexual gratification. Such practise is common amongst members of the bdsm community.
Sandra straddled David above his face and neck, relaxed her anal sphincter muscles and proceeded to evacuate her bowels. David moaned with pleasure as her watery stools invaded his nose and mouth. He had noticed in her sex-contact magazine advertisment that she enjoyed yellow and brown.
by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004
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Bar Shower

Washing only the pits, crack and sack before heading off to your favorite watering hole in hope of picking up women.
It only took me three minutes to take a Bar Shower and divest of my rancid smells.
by roby1kanobi October 4, 2005
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jizz shower

1. When a man has multiple orgasms causing him to shoot hot sperm uncontrollably once he starts.

2. Literal: A Man who spews his sperm fluids without end for what seems to be a long period of time.
1. " I waited with anticipation as he began to cum, my face was wet, then wetter, then completely covered and he was still coming. It looked as though I were rained on, dunked in cum, I was taking a jizz shower!"
by Trinity R January 16, 2008
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bro showers

A hoard of bros, who not only stroll down the halls together screaming obnoxious obscenities, but also monopolize the showers with their communal chants and brotherly affection.
I couldn't take a dump when the bro showers were happening because their incessant shouting made my shit scared.
by charlie_sheen March 21, 2011
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Jack Bauer Power Shower

A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.
I had to take a Jack Bauer Power Shower to clean the terrorist blood off me before my date.
by terroristasskicker February 17, 2010
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