Snatch Hair

A unit of measure. Usually used in reference to small gaps or thickness. Black is usually the thickest and blonde the thinnest. Other colors are used in the middle.

Question: How much should I tighten that bolt ? Response: just a snatch hair.

I just missed cutting off my finger by a snatch hair !

by kneejerk December 27, 2013

Mullet Snatch

When a girl gets a wax in the 'landing strip' shape and then let's it grow out. Also resembles a storm cloud on top of the pubic bone. Business on the sides, party in the middle. See: porn star Allie Haze.

Have you seen that Mullet snatch on Allie haze? It is quite frightening!

by iroC February 21, 2014

Cranky Snatch

A grumpy, upset, or disagreeable individual of the female gender.

She overheard me saying I only "pretend to love her", ever since she's been a cranky snatch.

by Cranky snatch April 10, 2009

Baby snatching.

An act when the much hated child protective service takes your child.

Them bitches at the cps took my kid, baby snatching. Just because i was smoking some meth in the car with it.

by Nut Walters January 7, 2015

snatch snap

The upsetting and painful breakage of an erect penis when copulation is much too vigorous and intense.

Sam is in the hospital from the horrific snatch snap he experienced last night after the party.

by Mike The Wizard January 11, 2008

ghetto snatch

to take something menial without reprucutions

I ghetto snatched fiteen milks during lunch.

by bootie master November 12, 2003

Swingin Snatch

When a woman's stomach hangs over her vagina (snatch).

1. That woman is so big she has a swingin snatch.
2. I'd hate to lick that swingin snatch.
3. You gotta move the swing to get to the snatch.

by Rebetsa February 12, 2008