Put Clouds on Blue Sheets 

The act of cumming on a blue bed sheet, blanket, etc.

Guy: Shit, I just put clouds on blue sheets, my moms gonna fuck me in the ass now

Put Clouds on Blue Sheets by Fluff_Sucker_69 June 9, 2018

Ringing the sheets 

Being stressed out to the point of sweating or generally manifesting physical symptoms.

I’m ringing the sheets rn..life is rough dude.

Ringing the sheets by Kaianna February 8, 2019

YEET YEET TATER SKEET 

you slide in when your pizza rolls are done

Person 1: YEET YEET TATER SKEET

person 2: yes the pizza rolls are done

YEET YEET TATER SKEET by Da pizza rolls February 12, 2019

Yeet and skeet 

The good ole Dwight tactic. Yeeting and skeeting is when u date/have sex with someone and throw them away like the condom u had sex with em with.

Me:Maaan, I gave that bitch the heave ho

Friend: The what?
Me: You know ejaculate and evacuate
Friend: What?

Me: You know... yeet and skeet
Friend: Ooooohhhh. Niiiicccee

Yeet and skeet by Big thiccy boi July 8, 2019

Ruffling in the sheets 

When your very tired from partying the night before with a friend who is an avid runner and has more energy than a uranium fuel rod and he calls you because you missed your 0600 showtime for a 5 mile run.

Phone rings “ring ring ring, dude in bed answers- Hello? Caller says in a dubious voice- “Hey what you doing man? Dude in bed responds, “Duuude, I’m ruffling in the sheets man”. Ruffling in the sheets? WTH does that mean? I’m half way between being ready and going back to bed which is better than being in bed and not being ready!

Ruffling in the sheets by anonymous May 8, 2022

st. skeetersburg 

St. Petersburg, Florida

As soon as I turn 18, I'm moving out of st. skeetersburg.

st. skeetersburg by ratsforrcandyy January 13, 2011

Crisp. White. Sheets. 

What You DONT Put Your Dirty Boots On.

Matias Torres: HE WALKED ALL OVER IT WITH HIS DIRTY BOOTS, OVER THE CRISP. WHITE. SHEETS. OF MY BED I HAD JUST MADE!

Crisp. White. Sheets. by fwefff May 22, 2023