Shattenkirk

Verb.

The act of defecating in a man named Kirk.

Don't do it, Spock! He shattenkirk's mouth!

by Sh4ck Savage October 19, 2011

Shatts

Old shit something no good not even worth stressin over

You think your the man. But you ain't shatts.

by Dtekshun August 28, 2016

scutterbutt

When a girl shits cum out of her asshole after anal sex and a little feces comes out with it.

Jennifer's hair smells like scutterbutt but it looks amazing

by sjsurfer August 27, 2016

Scutterbutt

Refers to a ho or a girl who is looking for that dick.

That girl gave it up way to easy last night; what a scutterbutt.

by Logans words July 13, 2022

bowel-shattering

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.

That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.

by Skin March 18, 2004

David Shattenborough

A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.

*James shits himself violently*

Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!

Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!

by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011

taint-scuttling

Verb. Grabbing a woman like a six pack by her anus and vagina and pinching her taint, thereby scuttling any chance you have of sleeping with her.

I went for the taint-scuttling move on the old lady last night and she kicked me out of the house.

by goddamnpseudonym January 3, 2015