razor in the shower

A clear indicator that someone is shaving their pubes in the shower

You see a razor in the shower you can assume someone likes to clean up down low.

by Mrjmar11 October 27, 2016

Golden Girls Shower

A golden shower dumped from a used depend undergarment.

As Mr. Trump grew older he began preferring Golden Girls Showers to his usual Russian romps.

by TheTangMan January 12, 2017

cyclist's shower

When you're on your push bike and the car in front washes their windscreen and you get covered in screen wash.

I got a lovely cyclist's shower on the way into work this morning

by mikestreety September 19, 2017

Sad Panda Shower

A (usually) sexual act in which one partner performs an act of fellatio on a piece of bamboo while looking sad and the other partner urinates on their head.

That new Japanese exchange student is into some weird stuff! After our sushi date we went back to her place and she made me give her a sad panda shower.

by TigerShark33 October 31, 2018

Slovakian Baby Shower

The Slovakian baby shower is simple. A pregnant woman, in the twilight of her third trimester is riding cowgirl on her partner, and when her water breaks, THEY DON’T STOP.

Little Timmy isn’t doing so well in school, it’s probably because he was born by Slovakian baby shower.

by [e-mail] January 25, 2020

shower shit

when someone, usually a man, takes such a nasty disgusting shit that a shower is needed when finished to feel clean again

I had a shower shit today from that mexican food last night.

by Johnny Tats December 8, 2007

brown shower

To receive the contents of the bowels of another person for sexual gratification. Such practise is common amongst members of the bdsm community.

Sandra straddled David above his face and neck, relaxed her anal sphincter muscles and proceeded to evacuate her bowels. David moaned with pleasure as her watery stools invaded his nose and mouth. He had noticed in her sex-contact magazine advertisment that she enjoyed yellow and brown.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004