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post secret

A website where people anonymously post their sick secrets to relieve themselves of the burden. It is a very entertaining website.
Guy 1: Hey I just read about this guy who had sex with his best friend's mom and got her pregnant on post secret...... Hey look! Its a guy from around our place. Mann thats one fucked up arse.

Guy 2: Err yeahh...um...wow what a sick guy.

-comes to realization-

Guy 1: You mother fucker!!
by I Study Carrots August 7, 2009
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Secrat

Someone who tells tells other's secrets.
Bova "Dude I have a little penis, don't tell no one"
William "Alright man I won't."

Later that day

William "Hey V Gorp, Bova has a little weiner!"

Bova "WILLIAM YOU FUCKING SECRAT"
by haarharharhahr December 9, 2008
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job security

An excuse that douchebags use when they make a mess after a janitor or custodian has just cleaned something up. The logic behind it is that the cleaner has nothing better to do with their life, so if you don't make a mess, they will have nothing to do and will lose their job.
He just mopped the floor. Quit hacking loogies all over the place.
I know he mopped it. Job security.
by therealGodWarrior July 22, 2012
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The Big Secret

The Government hides The Big Secret.

James definitely smokes, but don't tell its part of The Big Secret.
by Srsballer March 22, 2010
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secret smile

what you call the pussy of a girl you really want but cant have
Bitch, we've been on 5 dates already and you aint givin me nothin yet... show me that secret smile already!!
by Felipe Alejandro Lopez August 12, 2008
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Post Secret Poser

Someone who sends in post cards to Post Secret about things that everyone already knows or who brags about their secret being picked.
Josh was a Post Secret poser and would send in post cards every week about the time he pissed his pants at prom. Like no one would figure that one out.

"Tony, don’t be such a Post Secret poser. If you’re going to send in secrets shut up about it."
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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The Chamber of Secrets

The act of dumping 100 proof or higher alcohol into one's anus, which is put in position above one's head (doing a headstand is the most accepted way to do this) and then lighting the alcohol on fire.
Ron Weasley did the Chamber of Secrets and now the whole room smells like burnt red ass hair.
by Dunhloke July 25, 2011
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