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chicken scratching

To flinch, or twitch uncontrolably falling to sleep, or while semi-concious.
"That crack head is fuckin chicken scratchin!"

"Spoky is fuckin chicken scratchin!"
by Leon "rinse burger" May 13, 2004
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chicken scratch

My freind makes chicken scratch in his bathtub
by UFO! January 23, 2004
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tongue scratcher

When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.
We all got drunk and teabagged some poison ivy, so later that night, I asked my girl for a tongue scratcher.
by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015
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Scratch and Sniff

The art of scratching someones sunburnt nose then farting in their face. Causing irritating pain and forcing them to smell your ass.
Alex got one hell of a sunburn so i had to preform a scratch and sniff
by jwiggyslpooge69 November 25, 2011
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scratcher

a) A dirty, unclean, unmaintained usually living on a council estate person.. Scraggly greasy hair and scruffy clothing probably from Primark or New Look. Strong smell of chip pan and stale tobacco.
b) A Pikey or Carnie
c) A cute rodent
a)What a dirty scratcher... Don't you scratch your way over here dirty scratcher
b) A scratcher in a caravan
c) The pre-historic squirrel from 'ICE AGE' (Trade Mark)
by slippybitch January 5, 2007
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pork scratchings

Pork scratchings is the term for the left over 'crumbs' after the penis ejaculates and is not cleaned or wiped, and the remaining dried up semen is brushed/scratched off.

See also wordknobcheese/word
Please excuse the mess on your brand new black suit, I had pork scratchings.
by Teaboy September 23, 2003
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scratchie

JOHN: Oi Bill,, im gona pop down to the offy to pick up a scratchie u comin??
BILL:Nah.
by Frank Grimes junior March 6, 2009
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