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sacrificialigion

An attempted online religion from the 1990s, it never got the desired saturation into mainstream, because the founder (i.e. A. J. Allegro), committed suicide soon after its conception. The basis of the religion was that the world would be better off if we all killed ourselves.
I'm so depressed at how we humans have raped Mother Nature, I am thinking about starting a sacrificialigion.
by A. J. Gorilla, E. E. July 26, 2007
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sacrealeage

League of real sacrilige
Sentimentally exerted sacrealeage unsacred is scared, enscribed tombstone in subscribed publication is bared, it is ascribed that bribed church officials have reared children in mechanistic philosophy immeasurable teared
by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010
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sacrificial anode

Something that must be broken, destroyed, or otherwise damaged, to ensure that something else is preserved or protected.
problem: Your computer is almost completely broken.

solution: Get the hard drive, everything else can be a sacrificial anode.
by alyeda July 12, 2010
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Sacromantic

a person who believes he is sacred and does not like being touched by other people unless it's by someone they like.
Hey dude do you need a hug, and he is like, no, thank you then see his best friend and its like dust on a river. Hey do you need a hug, sure dude! then the other person is like you are such a Sacromantic
by bladeslasher April 23, 2010
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Sacred Totem Pole

A. The Penis

B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it
A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?

Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole

B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!

Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?

Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010
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Sacrifuck

to sacrifice a person to another (usually large, bulky or muscular) person for sexual advances (not serious in nature) to either save their own ass or for amusement.The victim usually does NOT know what is going on and can be seen (or heard) being dragged into the sacrifucker's room.The people offering the victim are mostly friends of the victim and sacrifucker, knowing how and when to set the victim up to be sacrifucked.

See Buddyfucker
Person 1: Why does it sound like a prison after showers?

Person 2: Thats Jones getting sacrifucked again.

Person 1: Really? Thats the third time this week! He's gonna hate you!
by jusmdj June 19, 2011
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sackyhack

Deriving from medieval times.... A form of execution in which a man's testicles are chopped off and while he bleeds to death, he's forced to watch his executioners play hacky sack with his severed nutsack in a game... they call sackyhack.
Shalt we have the thief drawn and quartered, my Lord?

Nay... play thou sackyhack good gentlemen.

But sir, 'twas but a middling offense...

Silence. I have ruled.

Men.... To the sackyhack field!
by geniusretard July 8, 2011
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