Poop Chute Surprise

While doing a girl doggie style, quickly pull out your dick and shove it in her ass. Not advisable on 'return visit' females.

I gave bridgette a Poop Chute Surprise. You should have seen her face dude.

by JDAltazar January 28, 2003

slumberparty surprise

When you go to your friends house to stay the night and you have a wet dream on their sleeping bag, blanket or whatever you may be sleeping on.

Ex. I hate him he left me a slumberparty surprise on my futon last night.

by TUFM October 12, 2009

Czech Surprise

When a gay guy distracts another gay guy and quickly slips him some dick.

Gay guy: What's that over there?!
Other gay guy: (Looks "over there")
Gay guy: Gives other gay guy the Czech Surprise

by Dr Gays October 11, 2013

Gym bag Surprise

A Gymbag surprise is when your mother sends you a care package filled with extra clothes, deodorant, and other supplies. Upon receiving the package, you realize that she sent the items to you in one of her bags. You think nothing of it until, you have emptied all of YOUR belongings out, but the bag is still heavy.... You open up the side pouch to find your mom left her dildo and lube in the bag and sent it to you!!!!!

Tom can never look at his mother the same after she hit him with a gym bag surprise!

Sam doesn't know how he can ever thank his mom for the gym bag surprise.

by Iceoplex42 September 29, 2009

Peace Prize Surprise

Getting some unexpected but very welcome recognition or windfall.

Winning something awesome, against the odds.

President Obama never saw that Nobel Peace Prize coming. Surprise!

I woke up this morning to a Peace Prize surprise: hot, naked booty! Thanks, beer!

by MathKills November 7, 2009

Mexican surprise

The act of pouring a mixture of salsa, sour cream, tomatoes, chili powder, and corn in a prolapsed anus. And then eating said "soup" out of said anus with a other mans penis.

Tom: "hey John, you wanna give Amy a Mexican surprise?"

John: "fuck yeah!"

by P.P Rubbins January 22, 2014

tranny surprise

1. When a transitional year intern inappropriately transfers a patient out of the ICU, usually late in the day and when the MOD is busiest

2. When a romantic date takes an unexpected turn for the worst...OR opens new doors (and possibly an orifice) previously unimagined.

Neologised within the pink shack on the slopes of Moanalua ridge.

1. That bloody intern dropped a tranny surprise on me and I have 4 consults pending in the ER

2. The turtle neck and inguinal bulge should have prepared me for the tranny surprise that I experienced after taking Judy home for a hookup and post-coital chocolate chaplin

by Yorgin August 6, 2011