screaming ab-dabs

Diarrhea that might cause you to run, bow-legged, to a lavatory to pass a very hot-runny movement.

"Make sure that chickens been cooked properly, I'm not spending all night running to the toilet with the screaming ab-dabs"

by mmmicecream May 9, 2009

Screaming Seagull

When a man fucks a woman from behind on the beach, then pulls out, dips his dick in the sand, and rams it in her ass. She then screams like a seagull.

"Man, that bitch thought we was gonna have lovey, dovey sex on the beach...I sure showed her with that fucking Screaming Seagull."

by CherylTheShitShow July 26, 2009

Screaming Pelican

When you are making love on the beach you pull your cock out, jam it in the sand and then put it back inside

I gave youre sister a screaming pelican and she ran off

by Bestmedicevah February 20, 2009

steaming carpet

the act of relieving yourself onto a woman's pubic region. An act made notorious by peewee herman

I was steaming carpet yesterday when my mom walked in. How embarassing.

by Gregery May 11, 2006

steaming curley

A hot fresh turd that is curled or piled onto something and is so fresh it's steaming!

after licking her asshole last night Sara dropped a Steaming Curley on my chest as a blew my load!

by NglessCage May 30, 2006

Steaming Charlie

It is the sexual act of having diarrhea over one's partner during intercourse.

I heard he gave Nayra a steaming charlie last night. She thoroughly enjoyed it until clean up time

by Kris Kringles's Koolaid January 28, 2013

spreading positivity

A bullshit "movement" that glorifies almost everything benevolent in life and attempts to brainwash people into thinking that bad things in life only happen when we acknowledge them. It promotes the belief that we can control every aspect of our lives through merely wanting something and not actually doing anything, while they ignore the fact that sometimes people have terrible and "negative" lives because others treat them terribly, or force them to live a certain way.

And what's even more stupid is that "positivity" isn't even being used the way dictionaries say it should....

A naive person: Come on everyone! Stay positive, we can do anything if we work together!
A realistic person: Oh, shut up and stop spreading positivity that doesn't exist. You're only denying a proper existence to those who can't control every aspect of their lives.

by Swaglord A. McBallerboy October 25, 2016