Definitions by Bestmedicevah

vineyard waffle 

when you take a dump on your girlfriends chest and then pat it down with a tennis racket so it looks like a waffle then spray cum over it like whipped cream

i tied that bitch up and gave her a vineyard waffle and left her there

vineyard waffle by Bestmedicevah March 4, 2009

Screaming Pelican 

When you are making love on the beach you pull your cock out, jam it in the sand and then put it back inside

I gave youre sister a screaming pelican and she ran off

Screaming Pelican by Bestmedicevah February 20, 2009

angry siberian 

when a girl has a parka hood over her head and you come on her face so it looks like she came in froma blizzard

she was walking out the door and i gave her an angry siberian

angry siberian by Bestmedicevah February 20, 2009