angry siberian

when a girl has a parka hood over her head and you come on her face so it looks like she came in froma blizzard
she was walking out the door and i gave her an angry siberian
by Bestmedicevah February 19, 2009
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vineyard waffle

when you take a dump on your girlfriends chest and then pat it down with a tennis racket so it looks like a waffle then spray cum over it like whipped cream
i tied that bitch up and gave her a vineyard waffle and left her there
by Bestmedicevah March 05, 2009
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Screaming Pelican

When you are making love on the beach you pull your cock out, jam it in the sand and then put it back inside
I gave youre sister a screaming pelican and she ran off
by Bestmedicevah February 19, 2009
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