Screaming Pelican

When you are making love on the beach you pull your cock out, jam it in the sand and then put it back inside

I gave youre sister a screaming pelican and she ran off

by Bestmedicevah February 20, 2009

angry siberian

when a girl has a parka hood over her head and you come on her face so it looks like she came in froma blizzard

she was walking out the door and i gave her an angry siberian

by Bestmedicevah February 20, 2009

vineyard waffle

when you take a dump on your girlfriends chest and then pat it down with a tennis racket so it looks like a waffle then spray cum over it like whipped cream

i tied that bitch up and gave her a vineyard waffle and left her there

by Bestmedicevah March 04, 2009