So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day

A phrase said by a donator to APLfisher designed to make him lose his shit.

"Fuck Petey"

"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."

*giggling*

by SerbianWarCriminal May 1, 2019

TOY STORY

A truly sad show that Andy has no real friends and sits in a Mental Asylum with the comfort of his toys and only his toys

Andy: MOM?

MOM:...................................

TOY STORY:OOF

by TOY STORY Unsolved April 26, 2019

first story told in therapy

When you walk in on your parents having sex, which can lead to one seeking professional assistance in coping with the event.

Dr. Jean and Dr. Grey often fall asleep in therapy sessions because the first story told in therapy is always the same.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Dennis Story

A story that eventhough everyone in the room has heard it countless times before, must be finished before meaningful conversation can resume. Usually pertaining to binge drinking or lesbian moms.

That sounded like a Dennis story.

I wish he would stop with the Dennis stories, we already know them all!

by TP Kid September 30, 2008

Sob story

The kind of story you tell people so they can sympathize with you or make their hearts warm towards you, that way you can easily make them so your bidding.

Boy: I was supposed to go see the movie premiere with my girlfriend, but she broke up with me with a text last night, would you go with me?

Girl: awwn... what a sob story, but you're cute. I would!

by K Supreme December 31, 2018

Sex Story

A story ment to turn somebody on

i'm at her house. I see her walk into the shower peeking through a small hole in the door, she starts taking off her clothes revealing her perfect tits. I couldent resist any longer I barge through as shes about to step in. Both of us full naked pull her to the bed. I shove my fully erect cock into her throbbing pussy. "OH MY GOD" "HARDER PLEASE" she yells. She then lets out a moan. I listen to her instructions and go harder. I pin her against the wall and start fucking her even harder. She yells in joy. "AH I'M GONNA CUM" She moans, I then fuck her harder. My cock was fully erect and rock hard and I get the strength to do one last final huge shove right into her tight throbbing pussy.
And that is my Sex Story

by YourAmazingStorys April 11, 2022

Maple Story

The life of lifeless people without a life. ;
Fo Sho`

Person with a Life: Do you have a life? >:O
Lifeless Person: Nope. :
Person with a Life: What do you do all day o_o
Lifeless Person: Maple Story :D ~FTW~

by golly, it's October 6, 2008