Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.

Man-cub: This is really good sex, considering it's our second time ever. I'm really enjoying it....

Closet-nymph: Yeah! Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!

by MattyyyyD! May 15, 2017

Come Smash

to smash a pumpkin or other vegetable squash

Come smash with me Stevey.

by Nonna November 29, 2017

Scrotum Smash

The pulverizing of a fellow man's testes accompanied by "SCROTUM SMASH" being yelled in an incredibly high pitched tone.

Only to be used in extreme circumstances

I SCROTUM SMASH YOU FOOL! (crunch)

by macs11 April 22, 2009

smash a cone

smoke a bowl

"It's perfectly fine, tylenol and cannabis are both pain relievers. "

"I downed two valium's and smashed three cones - and I'm chillin'"

"I just smashed a cone"

"let's smash a cone or two my friend."

by asfjkllasfkj;laskjsadsadsf January 18, 2017

Smash Iron

ie: To lift weights.

DJ: There aint shit goin on, man.

Andy: Whatcha gonna get into?

DJ: Dunno. I may as well go smash iron.

by jagerbombrockstar February 21, 2009

Smash Bash

A catastrophic , unforgettable , incomparable , insane party. The night where you will get smashed, you willl get bashed and more importantly you will get trashed.

its fckin smash bash!

by ozzie_n August 22, 2011

smash beans

to have anal intercourse

lindy & red went to smash beans.

by mr pitt 2 u February 8, 2010