self sodomy

when you fart with such a high pressure that it causes a pain in your asshole

Self sodomy- "Dude don't eat too much of beans; you'll get self sodomized"

by spunkTanker November 12, 2010

self-injury

(1)To harm youself in a way to rid yourself from the pain you may suffer. To cut, bite,hit,and rub are acts of self-injury.(2) To harm yourself in a way to hid from the pain you may suffer inside(mental pain)

To cut your wrist because of depression or deep sadness

by Casey Brewer October 24, 2003

self-suck

If you need to look it up it's probably your best shot at getting a blowjob.

Dude 1: "I caught my roomate sucking his own dick."
Dude 2: "He can self-suck? I can't get my roomate to suck anything"
Dude 1: "uh?"

by sceadu October 23, 2006

self mutilation

Ok self mutiation isnt the best word in the world but wtf r some of u ppl chattin?!?! its not a way to proove ur an emo or anything like that its just a way some people decide to cope with things. people can cut them selvs or burn themselves etc. it may not be the right way to help these feelings but for the people who do it its all they can do. self harm is kind of like words you cant say. theres no ned to rip down the people who do it cause half the time their ashamed of it anyway and thy dont need others taking the piss.

"self mutilation is like words that i cant say"

by lkrhdbnszoeiljkZMdrnbpo;Jeal.mzndbfl. September 28, 2005

self-love

Love for oneself that is more than just friends.

Benefits include lowered blood pressure, relief of symptoms of depression, and reduced risk of prostate cancer in males. May also be accompanied by liquid explosion in the groinal region.

Cindy was so devout, Timmy had to self-love until it broke off.

by Surgeon General of America October 31, 2009

Self Thumbing

When a definition on Urbandictionary.com has little or no thumbs up, and the author resorts to giving his own definitions thumbs ups.

Eric: Where's Tom?

Jon: Self Thumbing his definitions on Urban Dictionary...

by The Mysterious Mister M May 21, 2010

self lovin

to masturbate over one's own pictures

Terry was havin some self lovin after taking nude pics of himself

by mrspie May 24, 2010