1. The process men go through every morning to check their pockets for everything they need for the day (wallet, cell phone, keys, etc.).
2. The act of frantically patting oneself down in order to locate a missing crucial item which should be in one's pockets (ticket stubs, receipts, keys, etc.).
2. The act of frantically patting oneself down in order to locate a missing crucial item which should be in one's pockets (ticket stubs, receipts, keys, etc.).
Person 1: So when I finally got the check I discovered that I didn't even have my wallet!
Person 2: Why didn't you do a self-frisk this morning to make sure you had it?
Person A: Your ticket stub, sir?
Person B: *self-frisks* I have two quarters here...and my receipt from lunch...and here it is. *hands over*
Person 2: Why didn't you do a self-frisk this morning to make sure you had it?
Person A: Your ticket stub, sir?
Person B: *self-frisks* I have two quarters here...and my receipt from lunch...and here it is. *hands over*
by SirSpen February 19, 2011
Get the Self-friskmug. by TheForce_ November 10, 2020
Get the Self hugmug. Self liberation and instigation is what some who claim to be female's liberators are really better at than most things they're doing.
The girl was thought to be a liberators of many, but was actually a self liberator when you got down to it. She was an introvert thought to be an extravert, and she was self-serving but thought to be selfless.
by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019
Get the Self liberatormug. When you or someone else acts ridiculous, usually by accident. "Monkey self" meaning yourself, and "monkey ass" meaning someone else.
"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."
"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."
"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."
by VomitOnMySkirt November 23, 2022
Get the monkey selfmug. by eat.crayon April 30, 2020
Get the Self-crematemug. John (status update): Good morning world!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!
by nearly civilized November 17, 2011
Get the self-postermug. When u gotta pimp out ur own shit cuz u caint get no otha pimp on it. They all like NAH so u start sellin it on ya own.
"Dearest Mr. Pimp, while I appreciate your continued offer of services, I have decided to branch out and self-promote my exquisite goodies and will hereby be representing myself evermore. I apologize for any inconvenience or financial hardship that this revelation might cause you and your closest of kin."
by pimpwiggly 24/7 January 9, 2017
Get the Self-Promotemug.