The Krabby Patty Secret Formula

It's the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I'm not gonna tell you what it is.

Plankton: I've come for the Krabby Patty Secret formula!

Spongebob: Not after I crush your mortal shell and consume your soul.

Plankton: shit

by HalfOfaDoorframe October 7, 2020

dirty secret

When you are doing a girl from behind, you softly pull her hair back and whisper in her ear "I have AIDS"

I was getting bored of Christina, so I figured the quickest way to end it was to share with her my dirty secret.

by skimordie April 8, 2008

Dirty Little Secret

Dirtier version of a wet willy where the finger is first inserted into the anus then the victims ear.

He tried giving me a dirty little secret but I punched him in the face instead.

by Morrison75 October 21, 2009

Secret Dating

where 2 people meet and get very deep very quickly. A small part of them is concerned regarding this as feeelings become possibly deeper than imagined or even defined. What is expereinced is unique and iniduidual. These 2people who are not dating, seing, buddying or benefiting are also very aware of external influences but eventually give in to the feelings that emerge.

Will is secret dating catherine, and she really likes him but are required to keep it secret so external influences arent nosey or due to the quickness of a fall from any previous relationships! However despite the strength of the external influences, love brings them together through destiny.

by John_Thorpe March 28, 2009

Secret lemonade drinker

A homosexual, who has yet to fully exit the closet, but every now and then has a little bit of a mince.

Rod - I swear Andrew keeps checking my cock out in the toilet!

Mick - funny I thought the same thing! I think he's a bit of a secret lemonade drinker.

by Wellhank December 6, 2012

Secret Squirrel

One who dissapears or acts as if he/she is sly, or does sneaky things without peers knowing. Usaully when a person is a Secret Squirrel, that person acts scary as if someone is on to them or, knows whatever the secret might be. This word comes from an Hanna-Babera created cartoon, which tells about a detective/spy Squirrel who jumps around hiding and solving mysteries. My dad also likes to call my older sister and my mother a Secret Squirrel often when playing aorund with them.

Im tired of my friend jumping around like we dont know what shes doing, Secret Squirrels never learn.

by Invisible Girl The Chick June 5, 2010

Secretary

Secretary, derived from the word "secret" meaning secret person, or in latent terms, "slave."

Do you have a secretary?

by Bob Loblaw12 February 3, 2010