Fort Scott

A city in Southeastern Kansas where people go to retire or build meth labs. Although the surrounding area and countryside, along with the city's rich history give it huge potential to be a great place to live, the town's politicians generally fear and reject change causing the area's youth to feel alienated and escape by any means possible after graduating high school. The town would probably be dead if it weren't for a highway running through it, although at the rate it's going, it will still die in the not so distant future when all the retired people die and all of the meth heads are sent to prison.

Noun: I can't wait to graduate so I can get the fuck out of Fort Scott.

Noun: I need to go to Fort Scott to see the beautiful old fort, explore the downtown atmosphere, and buy some meth in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

by psumandingo February 9, 2010

sconge

A prtially erect penis, a snynonym to the more juvenile "chub". Often used to descibe a female being "sconge-worthy".
Also, a condition brought on by vigorous "grinding" and "booty dancing"

Man i had a sconge the entire night after she rubbed my thigh.

by Kotacular September 24, 2003

Scouter

An electronic device from the Dragon Ball Z series that is worn on the left ear with a heads up display lens that sits over the left eye. In the series, a scouter's primary purpose is to calculate the individual power level or ki concentration of biological characters. Scouters also serve the purpose of gathering information or interstellar communication.

Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?

Vegeta: IT'S OVER 9000!!!

Nappa: WHAT 9000?!

by DoomShizzle May 24, 2009

Scorpion King Syndrome

Scorpion King Syndrome: A storytelling tool used in many big-budget motion pictures.

SKS (pronounced 'sucks') is when an action movie's premise supposedly revolves around a major antagonist, where in fact the villain is actually only mentioned for less than five minutes at the start of the movie, altogether forgotten, and then appears at the very end of the movie.

The villain in question typically has no identity of his/her own, only that of a 'force' to be dealt with by the hero of the movie. Typically this villain is quickly killed to great fanfare, yet little emotional context to the viewer.

"Did you see Transformers? I wish Megatron had been in it and had a real character more than he was. I think he was suffering from Scorpion King Syndrome."

See: The Mummy Returns

by Christopher Majewski June 20, 2008

Scootsified

When something has become schnebbled beyond repair through your own actions.

"This Specialized has become Scootsified after I adjusted the hubs"

"After my small adjustments my bike has become Scootsified"

by Lookboy October 6, 2009

Scobed

To be very irritated by something. Used particularly in West Tyrone in Northern Ireland.

#1: Heard you got dumped, how you feeling?
#2: Scobed. The bitch is ignoring me.

by Monteaser August 25, 2011

Scoop the peach

To scoop someones peach: Referring to someone fingering a girl with one or more fingers. It originates from Nelson/Burnley, in Lancashire. The term peach is used as a metaphor to describe a girls vagina. Often used by youths bragging about their ‘fingering’ accomplishments:

“Did you scoop the peach?”
“Yeah man, I proper scooped her peach!”
“I scooped this birds peach last night, for ages!”
“I scooped some right peach last night, she was well fit!”

by Mandela's_Playground September 2, 2011