Stigson

the son of a stig

your wife gave birth to your first stigson i see

by Brusselwhite November 18, 2011

Scissorbird

A mysterious bird that appears with the sole intention of chopping your dick off. Known for it's famous call "CAWWW! CAWW!"

"Dude, we went hiking last week and Craig got attacked by a scissorbird! Now he can't pee."

by Johnny Facepalm December 6, 2012

Scissor Gypsie

A person who trims marijuana with scissors and lives in another area. Transient worker in the marijuana industry.

Today while I was in town , several Scissor Gypsies had their signs up looking for work.

by Dane Bread April 24, 2015

Scissor Stop

To "cock block" a girl on girl hook up

"You just scissor stopped me!"

by YumYumJuice September 29, 2015

Scissor Gang

A gang of strong independent black women who don't need no man! Specifically golf players or any BOY. The gang just initiated its newest member, Cait.

Ever since I joined scissor gang there is no going back.

by Jdhhdbdhd January 4, 2016

Scissor Sips

To drink juice out of a really sharp cup.

Guy 1: Aw man, being dared to do Scissor Sips is hard. i almost got cut!

by PheonixGalaxy May 7, 2016

scissorsizing

A verb
When a straight women rubs her pussy with another straight women pussy to get a mans attention or affection.

Sarah is scissorsizing with Kristen in order to get a date with Dan.

by superpredurak September 22, 2016