racing his mule

masturbate

John's wife walked into the bathroom and caught him racing his mule

by amadding August 5, 2008

Racing Cat

The Red neck version off a exotic pet, otherwise know as a skunk.

Hey have you seen my racing cat, no but that looks like a skunk.

by cletus racing man August 18, 2009

ragging smeagol

when you deep throat someone and they say "my precious" as you jizz on there face

she asked for a ragging smeagol last night

by anti_personal November 21, 2009

raginalyss

another breed of people; differant from all human beings.

Gosh, those crazy kids arent human! Theyre more like a raginalyss or aliens

by meepsquad8866 August 30, 2010

rating wanker

Someone who watches TV shows / films solely based on their ratings or someone who has to check the ratings of everything before committing

Joe you have to check the rating of everything, you're such a rating wanker

by Jadeydiddle April 6, 2017

Raking the rocks

Before busting your load your girl scrapes her teeth on ya coin purse. Collecting a helping of dick cheese along the way.

Ashley sucked the soul out of me last night finishing me off by raking the rocks

by XGenewilderX October 22, 2018

totty rating

a meter which is used to measure the amount of attractive females in close proximity

the totty rating round here is off the chart

by TG:83 September 24, 2004