Rachel

The most unemployed person alive. She's super scared of job applications and only plays Minecraft or rocket league.

"Rachel when is the last time you showered?"
"Like fifty years ago"
"That's what I expected"

by Professor Thawne December 18, 2025

Rachel :)

1.) Rachel is described as someone who is outgoing, hilarious, an amazing singer, as well as an amazing person.

-Rachel's usually don't take anything seriously, but can change in a second and be caring and understanding. Rachel can do anything through music. She is beautiful. Everyone loves Rachel. Anyone who doesn't, is just weird. Rachel's are very sarcastic, love pandas, love God and love music. They are also never really night time people or morning people. More like 12-4 kind of people.

Dude, i wish i was Rachel :)

Can i learn music from Rachel :)? She is amazing!"

by buggie1997 July 4, 2011

rachel!!!

a word batman uses when he is frustrated or mad

*Joker shoots Batman*
Batman: Rachel!!!

by snot otter November 5, 2014

Rachel!

What Harvey Dent screams throughout the entirety of "The Dark Knight"

Harvey Dent- "Rachel!"

by ac42 March 7, 2009

Rachel Dolezal

Someone who appears to be black, but isn't a true black

Obama don't give a damn about us black folk! He be Rachel Dolezaling!

by Bruce Charit June 18, 2015

Rachel Ready

The act of preparing to leave work in advance, allowing one to sit and wait to clock out.

Are you ready to leave yet? You were supposed to be Rachel Ready.

by Pizza Hutte May 15, 2013

Rachel Green Syndrome

When you start to crush on someone because they like you. Much like Rachel falling in love with Ross after finding out he has a HUGE crush on her.

"I think I like him."
"No you don't, it's just Rachel Green Syndrome, it'll pass."

by Looples April 12, 2019