Poor Pussy

A game in which several children are seated in a circle. One child who is chosen to be Poor Pussy stands in the center. Poor Pussy then kneels before some child and meows three times. Every time he meows, the child whom he is facing must say "Poor Pussy!" without laughing. If he laughs, he becomes the new Poor Pussy. If he doesn't laugh, the pussy must move onto the next child and try again.

"Tonight at my sleepover, we're gonna play a nice, fun game of Poor Pussy! Who wants to be the pussy!?"

by seusswizard January 16, 2014

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Pussy coma

When the pussy so good you fall into a deep sleep after sex and don't even remember falling asleep.

pussy coma Damn, that cat was so good it put me in a pissy coma and I don't even remember falling asleep.

by Jokerk February 23, 2017

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pussy slayer

A person who masters in the art of picking up girls, and eventually sleeping with them.

Matt is an amazing pussy slayer, he's fucking a different girl every night.

by MPSMagna December 22, 2011

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Pussy Down

The exact opposite of the phrase "Man up".

Jeff was firing two Benelli M3s at the same time at the shooting range earlier. He needed to "Pussy Down", there wasn't enough manliness at the range for all of us.

by RAWakefield May 07, 2010

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