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The Professor

A guy who you aren't participating friends w but your always nervous around him and have confusing feelings for him
I hate the professor so much but I dont know why im so nervous around him
by Rayford Campbell January 22, 2022
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Lesser Professor

A lesser professor refers to an adjunct instructor at the university level.
My psychology teacher is a lesser professor, know now, and adjuct.
by Silent Barracuda December 31, 2022
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PSM (professor soul mate)

A professor you feel an emotional and intellectual but completely platonic connection to. It’s THAT professor that will talk about all the subjects that you’ve always wanted to talk about, the one that can keep you interested for hours about that one topic. It’s the professor you’ve always dreamt to have a conversation with.
« okay I’ve met my PSM (professor soul mate) today. He is the professor I’ve always been waiting for »
by zelie3008 February 27, 2023
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Methics Professor

Someone who is ambivalent to another's drug use.
Who am I to tell you not to do drugs, your Methics Professor?
by Bobbyhino June 2, 2023
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Harvard professors

Notorious for ducking people. Biggest cowards on the planet. Right Michael?
Hym "Yeah, those harvard professors be ducking the shit out of people, don't they? But you know I would destroy you, right Mike? I'd be easy too. Easier than becoming the greatest writer of all time. Which was easy for me. But only because I'm a genius."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2023
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meat processor

I hooked up with Jill last night. Every guy gets a turn inside that meat processor.
by P1624 April 28, 2023
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masturbation professor

The very essence of UBC Computer Science professors. Unfortunately this disorder passes onto its top students as well.
You need to pay each of the masturbation professors a total whopping sum of 1 million dollars per course per term as they masturbate on both the male and female instagram profiles of their students and talk incoherently in lectures just to pass time and disorient their prey.
by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023
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