Peize

coolest man alive

Peize is the coolest name alive!

by lol\. November 29, 2021

pretzel fight

six men intertwining their penises

hey man, wanna have a pretzel fight with the bros?

sorry bro, no twisting for me I just got circumcised

by slay.xyr December 18, 2021

Pretzel nest

A deep bellybutton with lint and a pretzel ball in it.

Look at that cute little pretzel nest your body made.

by Redshorts69 February 10, 2022

pretzer

Pretzer: The embodiment of overpromising and under delivering

Dude, don’t pull a Pretzer on me
You’re such a Pretzer, Bryan

by Tofu Tod April 7, 2022

Pretzel

When three individuals are such a fit that their chemistry is freaking dreamy. A perfect pretzel. You suddenly crave pretzel every damn day.

Fuck I miss you guys *pretzel emoji*
Craving pretzels right now

by Gruauleo_curly$! April 13, 2022

Pretzel

Whenever a man named Lyle camp tries to murder an actress with an 3 day old pretzel.

Lyle killed Mila by death by food poisoning of pretzels

by hejahsgs April 20, 2022

Pretzel

Whenever a skyzone manager attempts murder on a female actress while shooting a hollywood movie

The manager killed the girl by poisoning by pretzel

by hejahsgs April 20, 2022