pregnant

When on the greatest showman Hugh jackman touched Michelle and she gets pregnant

Hugh: Let’s have KIDSSS!!!
Hugh: (TOUCHES HER STOMATCH AND GETS HER PREGNANT!!!!!)

(WHY CANT ZAC EFRON OR HUGH JACKMAN OR ONE OFF THE DOLAN TWINS DO THIS TO ME THO LIKE WHY!!!!!)

by _ZacxBoo_ On Instagram Add Mr May 26, 2018

pregnancy cheese

That creamy discharge that only pregnant woman can produce. While your eating out a pregnant chick, the creamy, yet distinct slightly powdery cheese that explodes from the vagina.

I went to town on that pregnant pussy last night. Got a little too much pregnancy cheese, so my stomach is a little upset today.

by Smitty45 June 7, 2018

Pregnancy Cheese

The off white to yellow discharge that builds up on the clitty litter catcher of the girls panties. Pungent and awful. An odd cheese that does not go well with cracker, fruit or by itself. Only the bravest of cocksman will attempt to devour this cheese.

Gloria didn’t trust that I would be here after the baby is born, so I ate her pregnancy cheese coated panties. I think I’m going to be sick.

by Smitty45 June 11, 2018

prenarble

The condition in which you are so tired everything is funny.

We were so prenarble that we laughed at the word picnic.

by YoYo18 June 22, 2018

Pregnant

When a phone autocorrects Pringles

Real text: "I will go grab some Pringles"
Autocorrect: "I will go grab some pregnant"

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

Pregnant Lady’s Hot Toddy

One third filtered water, two thirds vanilla flax milk, in the microwave for a minute forty-three

“Baby can you make me a Pregnant Lady’s Hot Toddy.”

by astrowashere February 19, 2019

Pregnant orphan

a fat pregnant with lots of dandruff

jada was a stupid pregnant orphan

by Lolgog March 18, 2019