Pirate prunes

Shriveled old testes

Damn those are some nasty pirate prunes!

by Hotasian Embassy February 11, 2018

Power Pirate

An individual who hijacks electricity or internet access.

Tristan: Camila just came in here and took my internet cable while I was trying to watch "Hey Arnold" online.

Marco: What a power pirate!

by unabsichtlich December 21, 2009

pirate chick

a female pirate, the most dangerous kind of pirate

Captain to passengers-Armed female pirates will be boarding the ship. Remember, you know the ship better than they do, if they find me.

Pirate chick leader entering bridge- Look at me! Look at me! I'm the captain of the ship now.
Captain- Fuck! There they are!

by Solid Mantis December 13, 2018

pirate coffee

A coffee mug filled with straight dark rum. Not to be confused with actual coffee.

person 1: did you start your day with pirate coffee?
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.

*laugh track*

by 0men October 8, 2011

Butt Pirate

A sailor that docks his "ship" in another mans port

"yeah, dock right in there you butt pirate"

by Kulboi August 9, 2016

pirate vote

voting for yourself, especially when you know you won't win. From the Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

All of the girls on homecoming court did a pirate vote, even though Stacy was the obvious favorite.

by Libsta October 13, 2007

book pirate

One who infringes the copyright of a book by reading it in the store and memorizing it without paying for it.

That new Davinci Barcode book seems interesting, I'm gonna head over to Barnes & Noble and book pirate it.

He went to the convenience store and book pirated some tentacle hentai comics.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008