Sharpest Pencil in the Pack 

A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.

Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?

Sharpest Pencil in the Pack by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2023

Push Pencil 

Verb. The act of pooping immediately after a meal. Very much like the pencils with lead cartridges where you stick a cartridge in one end, and one comes out the other end.

Noun. One who frequently poops immediately after a meal.

“Mmm! This pot roast was delicious, but I gotta go push pencil!”

“It’s time to cut the cake! Where’s Frank?”
“Oh he’ll be out in a bit. He’s a bit of a push pencil.”

Push Pencil by Jeremayne October 3, 2023

Polish Pencil Cricket 

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.

Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.

Polish Pencil Cricket by Smegladon December 18, 2023

Street Pencil 

"Street Pencil", a cheap pencil sold in large volume for little money often used as a giveaway promotional item for advertising a business or cause.

If you want to properly shade a picture you will not be able to use that street pencil.

Street Pencil by Fred Robberts February 10, 2024

flying pencil 

the boeing 757-300, a really long but narrow one-aisle aircraft, which gives the name

planespotter: there goes the united's flight off across the atlantic...
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!

flying pencil by nicholaswastaken April 29, 2024

Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener 

when one attaches razors to a fleshlight and proceeds to use it

Dude i’m bleeding a lot from that Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener by awesomebagel87 February 6, 2025

Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener 

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.

"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."

Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener by BangalangMan February 12, 2025