Cabbage Patch

When someone high five/holds your spud/fist bump

Did you just cabbage patch me

by JAGOJSANTANA November 19, 2019

Jake Patchel

A miserable, fat piece of shit that never gets anything done, a slob

Guy 1: “Do you see Jake Patchel over there?”
Guy 2: “Yeah i hate him he’s such a slob”

by not johnson February 19, 2020

Jew patch

A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.

“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”

“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”

by Sappahire February 9, 2021

Sour Patch

When you put lemon juice on your pubes and then someone eats you out

Trisha put lemon juice on her pubes so that Calvin could eat her Sour Patch.

by ballsinurjaws3000 August 5, 2021

Dragon patch

Group of hairs located on a person’s lower back right above the butt crack. Sometimes an extension of ass hair, but must be visible with pants on.

Wow! This is the first time I’ve seen Nolan with his shirt off — damn he has a nice dragon patch!

by anonymous October 2, 2021

Sour patch smoothie

When your eating out a girl and she pisses in your mouth and you collect some of it in your mouth and try to spit it back into her vagina

She gave me a Sour patch smoothie last night i Don't think I'll see her again

by I hate avrin February 17, 2022

Strawberry Patch

(Noun) The unkept groin area of a male human with red or orange hair (ginger). The testicles will appear as strawberries in a patch.

A: Why do they call John, strawberry patch?
B: He doesn’t trim his pubes and he has red hair, so….
A: Eww, gross.
B: yeah maybe, unless you like strawberries.

by MomsFavorite May 21, 2022