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Definitions by Sappahire

GORT: a person who goes into a bathroom right after someone takes a dump to smell it
It’s so weird, have you ever noticed that John is always going into the bathroom right after someone comes out? Yeah, he’s a total gort.
GORT by Sappahire September 30, 2021

Jew patch 

A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.
“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”

“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”
Jew patch by Sappahire February 9, 2021

Root Smoocher 

Is a GAY man who loves big black dirty cock in his ass.
“ hey Jerome, I’m feeling like a good root smoochin in my ass right now”. Yes my nukka im giving you all 12” of my root smoocher
Root Smoocher by Sappahire January 18, 2019