PARON BOMB

A PARON BOMB is a cocktail comprised of Crispin Hard Cider, and Captian Morgan rum. The captain is dropped into the Crispin, and chugged like a man. Its enjoyment level crosses somewhere between a sex on the beach and a strike out. I hope thats vague. You need your own experience, it's original, it's new, and it's for you. Its a great drink to order when YOU'RE in charge of ordering- it will make you look more like man- an original man. Not some YouTube sensation ordering Jäger Bombs. The only thing the PARON bomb shares is the clink clank of the glasses dropping. Cheers.

Naive Man 1: hey dude, order us something good, maybe a shot?

*orders

Genius Man 2: here, this is a PARON BOMB.

Naive Man 1: My life now begins.

by AHWINSBUSH April 17, 2011

pansonium

the substance found in the lungs of larger people. the grease from their bodies leaks down into their lungs. The reason they lose their breath easily and gasp or inhale awkwardly when they laugh.

i cant breath anymore dude, its all this pansonium. (Cough, Cough.)

by the mighty drip October 4, 2013

Persona Players

people who are from the most stupid and braindead community known to man which is the persona community

most persona players will say that persona is the best game known to man spreading misinformation.

persona players: wow this new game i just bought is the best man!

A sane human being: stop it man, persona is not a good game snap out of it already!!!,go outside , talk to women and do something with your life

persona players: nah man your mad geeking persona is peak man

by crippled russian March 22, 2023

first person

1. Noun
A type of narrative in which the protagonist relates their story using the pronoun ‘I’.

2. Noun
A type of game in which the player plays as themselves from their own perspective or as a single character from that characters perspective.

1. The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins was written in the first person.
2. Call of Duty is a first person shooter video game.

by MPWHart June 25, 2018

dead person

Someone who just won't wake up.

Where's Grandma Lacy? Is she a dead person?

by I stole your nose August 28, 2020

awesome person

whom'st is reading this is an awesome person <3

"whos that guy reading?"
Me: "An awesome person!"

by Sou7 September 21, 2020

Family Guy Personality Syndrome (FGPS)

When someone is overly obsessed with the hillarious hit tv-show Family Guy. Some common symptoms of this can be things like; boring the living crap out of your friends by telling the same Family Guy jokes over and over, turning all of your conversations into "did you see yesterdays episode?" or "so Peter was like...". One of the most irritating and shit indulcing symptoms is retelling an entire episode word by word thus extremely boring the other person. If not treated it can leave your personality consisting of nothing but Family Guy jokes.

Family Guy Personality Syndrome (FGPS) victim: Did you see yesterday's episode?!? I almost shit my pants twice!!

Diego: Ehh, no.

FGPS victim: Welllll, let me tell you the whole episode detail by detail! Don't worry it will only take about half an hour and be nowhere near as funny as actually watching it.

*Diego has now left the conversation, or risk getting a severe ear injury.*

by BrazilianFOsho November 17, 2011