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On a plate

A snotty little minge cafe ran by dirty bastards who give you square burgers. Nothing but a depressing experience apart from the fact it is brimming with sorts. On a plate sorts are the top of the production line sort.
Do you wanna go to on a plate?”
Fuck off you cunt never speak to me again “
by On a plate ambassador September 3, 2021
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A phrase used to tell someone to not forget to hurt someone
Ayo jimmy don’t forget to break the plate, cause he stole your girl and all.
by Ayo ave June 12, 2018
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Awkward Platypus

Similar to the Awkward Turtle, how ever it is preformed with the entire body.

To do the Awkward Platypus, lie stomach down and flap your arms around like your swimming.
To be used in Awkward Situations

"So i accidentally walked into your parent's getting it on last night"
"Wow what did you do?"
Awkward Platypus
by Matt Embrey February 26, 2009
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Plate

noun plate: a person with rather wide and short male genetalia
verb to plate: what a plate likes to do with his 'plate' (if you catch me drift ;) )
'he was tunneling into you like thunderbird four with his plate!!!!'
'what a PLATE!!!'
by Julia Reynolds March 12, 2007
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platypus

A waterfowl, with a variety of species, most-namely, the duck-billed.
A noble creature, that no one would ever make fun of except for Kevin Smith, like when he had nothing better to say at the beginning of Dogma.
Kevin Smith must have been attacked by a platypus as a small child, in addition to all the other stuff that happened.
by pythonspam November 7, 2003
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eat from the bushy plate

"yo latesha, dya eat from the bushy plate?"
"eww no i aint no lezbo"
by charlotte * June 20, 2006
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Valley Street Plat Rat

A valley street plat rat is one bad ass S.O.B. Someone who protects there streets family and friends. Someone who won't say shit behind your back if it can't be said to your face! There has been known leaders of these plat rats....the Hasty's! Other known plat rats would be....Shawhand, cox, faris, dickerson, Bentrup, Decker and Whitaker
Don't fuck with them valley street plat rats
by OVP August 22, 2011
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