plate of porridge

The aftermath of an extensive sodomy session when the anus becomes so loose it's like having sex with a bowl of porridge.

Ah, ah I'm a plate of porridge

by johnnylongprong January 16, 2011

Plated

The act of either shitting on a glass table while someone watches from underneath or placing a clear glass plate on your face and having someone shit on the plate. Some prefer using saran wrap as they can then feel the warmth of the turd laying on their face.

That bitch just plated me. Her asshole was so cute

by Shewmanga February 10, 2017

clutch plate

A typical south African Dutchman. They are stubborn and fucken dumb.

You fucken useless clutch plate

by Clutch plate May 18, 2018

ass on a plate

Something which looks really bad.

A user interface designer presents an idea for a new website, and you then say "man, that looks like ass on a plate".

by kayakdesign April 19, 2010

Plaper

Plain, White Paper (usually bought in reams by large, wasteful businesses)

BOSS: Johnson! I want 250 copies of our prospectus on my desk by 4.00pm sharp!

JOHNSON: Yes, sir! On Plaper or on Letterhead?

BOSS: Whichever is cheaper, dammit!

JOHNSON: OK, Plaper it is, then.

by corporate_slave_1024466/Z October 6, 2009

Plasteredville

Placerville, Ca
Where high school kids from P'ville go on weekends to get away from the fact that they were born and raised in Placerville.

It's been a rough week, who's down for a trip to Plasteredville?

by muik13 December 8, 2010

plate rape

When someone reaches over and adds or removes food from your dinner plate without your consent.

Grandma totally plate raped me when she added more Sunday night casserole to my plate.

by Shadowlink1138 October 14, 2010