Chat Perch

A cyber-high-horse where one can boast, prance, or pontificate in a chat room environment.

Man I am really getting tired of Dan strutting around in here, I have half a mind to knock him off his chat perch!

by rogerhamilton September 10, 2009

Two Percent

A man who claims to be two percent black just because he likes to play ball and listen to rap.

Oh for sure, he's two percent, you know?

by Henry Williams T April 28, 2011

Ballbag Percussion

The noise made giving a girl a hiding where ones balls slaps against their ass.

"I banged Shirley the other day and orchestrated Ballbag Percussion".

by Big Dilney March 27, 2015

hot percy

The act of looking up your own name when playing West of Loathing after searching for what a "Hot Doug" is....

So there is no such thing as a hot Percy, but looking up Hot Doug made me laugh...then throw up.

by acidsmile January 27, 2018

Red Percent

When a child returns your iPhone after borrowing and battery is completely spent.

“Dad...your phone is on Red Percent!”

by harmszone June 1, 2018

20 Percent

It is the point of crisis and when all hell breaks loose.

“Oh crap! My phone is at 20 percent and I don’t have a charger!”

by AnimuSight July 20, 2018

hypo-perception

The unconscious reaction to big failures by reducing the intensity at which the individual perceives life.

After not getting elected to office plus other failures he experienced, including not finding his correct mate, Isitin Jones slid into a state of hypo-perception.

by but for September 21, 2018