Optimus Dime

A Dime bag that is bigger and better then a regular dime bag.

Dude: Freddy gave me this Optimus Dime, check it out!
Other Dude: What's an optim-ohhh shit man thats dope

by Beaner21 February 18, 2011

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Optimetrist

One skilled in the science and prescription of making the future look brighter, through use of corrective lenses.

After months of treatment for chronic depression, to no avail, the Doctor concluded my condition was incurable under his direction and reffered me to an Optimetrist.

by High Numbers June 12, 2011

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Best option

When a pompous ass tries to do something that he is incapable of doing. This self absorbed person thinks they are the best option for anything compared to anyone else.

I'm the best option.

by Creepusmaximus December 31, 2009

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gastro-opticalendectomy

The surgical procedure of having a window installed in a persons stomach to allow them to see when their head is up their ass.

The politician's fly was open not for favors but for clear vision. His aide was polishing his gastro-opticalendectomy window.

by electrician January 31, 2010

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Optimus Rhyme

The combination of two totally unrelated things that, when mixed together, create a retarded hell-spawned abomination of god.

a. "Dude, I've decided to mix my love for hip hop and transformers!"

"Oh god..."

"And I'm calling myself Optimus Rhyme!"

"Oh christ..."

b. "Dude, putting chocolate covered hotdogs on your pizza is a mistake. A Real Optimus Rhyme, dude."

by Ken Hanley July 26, 2006

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