Doing The Numbers

code name-The act of 69ing. Either m+m ,f+f, m+f simultaneously performing oral sex on eachother.

Guy:hey lets do the numbers when we get home

girl:i cant wait to suck your dick
guy:true, i cant wait to eat your pussy out at the same time

Guy: hey me and that hot chick are doing the numbers after school
guy2: nice dude

by blerbertswag1 September 19, 2013

Number sorcerer

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im no number sorcerer, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

Faux number

When someone wants to give you their phone number and you "pretend" to enter it into your phone to call them, but really don't and enter a faux (fake) number

A. "Hey, we should hang out some time. Why don't you take my number and call me"
B. "Sure, what are your digits? I'll ring you some time" But, you don't enter their number, you pretend to and enter a faux number

by Joemama13 August 18, 2013

Transphobic numbers

Also known as suicide statistics

-What the hell are transphobic numbers?
-Ah, it's the number of suicides that occured today

by thisguy175 July 10, 2021

Jersey Number

The term Jersey Number can be used instead of asking for their phone number. The term is to be used more secretly that casually.

Damn, that girl is fine. Watch me get her jersey number.

Hey man you got that girls jersey?

by LilChoCho February 1, 2009

number 1

To urinate. Also see number 2

"This will be quick, I just gotta' take a number 1."

by x January 31, 2003

divine number

The divine number is 1.604, Leonardo Da Vinci used this number to paint the Mona Lisa, but the first time he made the painting, her right side of the forehead was bigger, so he had to do it all over again, therefore showing that the Mona Lisa that is kept is not the original painting.

Leonardo painted the Mona Lisa with the divine number, the divine number is also used for many other things of which i choose not to discuss.

by Brandon Harripersaud May 1, 2006