Douche-noodle

A cross between a douchebag and a wet noodle

Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.

by Kel82 January 13, 2018

floor noodles

noodles that skye eats after she drops them on the floor

ewww did you just eat floor noodles?!

by It’smebitch🤠 March 2, 2019

Noodle Pubes

When one is particularly noodle like in the pubic hair department.

Sarah: God, what am I going to do about these noodle pubes?
Emma: Gross.

by Fagtree August 7, 2010

Noodle Groovin'

When someone on drugs cant stop moving. Dancing without any music in a herky jerky manor. Tweaking, twitching, etc.

This crazy meth head bitch was noodle groovin' so hard in front of walmart that she failed to notice how naked she was

by elsbeth April 22, 2020

noodle pop

A socialy awkward Italian teen commonly found lurking in bushes.

There is a noodle pop in that bush.
Oh my god you're such a noodle pop

by InsayneMike September 29, 2017

Fluffy Noodle

An energetic cat or kitten.

The fluffy noodle squirmed out of my hand.

by Annabellemapel July 27, 2016

Loose noodle

When someone’s personality is shifty.

Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight

by Dickmuncher96 June 20, 2018