Cock Noose

When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.

JM&DO

Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!
Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!
Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.

by Drew10293756102395876 June 15, 2007

bush noogie

To finger a girl until her pussy becomes an oozing mass of orgasmic pinkness.

Rob- Whats up John
John- NM Rob, I just gave your mom a bush noogie.
Rob- Awesome! Is it on video?

by Mr. Noog January 18, 2008

Super noodle

To perform "extreme" sexual intercourse with a person, who is classified as hot, similar to fuck

Guy 1: That chick is hot!
Guy 2: Ill definitely super noodle her!!

by JBShaun April 4, 2011

noob cake

Noobs that are pwned continually without ever getting any kills are Noob Cakes. Think of them as fish cakes; ground up and mashed together. These noobs suck much harder than the average noob.

I pwned your ass noob cake. You are the sux0r of all noobs!!!:p

by The Black Flag June 17, 2006

Noob Cannon

Weapon that is extremely easy to pwn with, or is ridiculously lame to use because it probably fires nuclear missiles at the opponent.

Counter Strike: "That fucking awp whore should put that noob cannon down and then try getting kills."

Call Of Duty: "Err lol how about you don't use a gun which has a million bullets with little to no recoil?!" - referring to the PPSH.

Etc etc.

by XtRaVa October 12, 2005

Noor

a very shy girl, can be awkward at times, but when once you get to know that girl she's very funny. Stunning, beautiful, sexy, but very modest of her body. She's a sweetheart, an amazing girl. one of a kind, very rare. she's the type of girl you wanna keep, she'll have your back, when your down, she'll bring you up. she's an angel, every inch of her is beautiful, She'll make you smile everyday, very sweet, but has that horny side. She'll make you feel like your on top of the world. She blows other girls outta the water, shes a keeper.She brings a whole new definition of love, pretty, gorgeous, stunning, shes everything a guy could want. theres nothing you'll ever want to change about her. she'll mean the world to you, never let her go.

Guy 1: "i met this girl, shes into me, she reminds me of a Noor"
Guy 2: "your so lucky"

by SSH88 June 15, 2011

noob irl

Someone that has got low experience of the real life.

omg that guy is surely a noob irl, he has never kissed a girl in his entire life!

by Sodomisator June 1, 2006