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power nap

people who are generally better than your average human don't sleep........they power nap!
superman doesn't sleep! he power naps!!
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wet nap

female version of a tea bag

ie. when a girl squats over a man's or another woman's face
and gently dabs the lips of the vagina on their nose and mouth.
"I passed out on the side of the pool and woke up to Susie givin' me a wet nap"
by chold on July 4, 2009
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nap drunk

The inability to perform tasks or carry on coherent conversations after waking up from a nap
After sleeping the afternoon away, Holly was too nap drunk to do her homework.
by DixieAQHA February 18, 2009
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Nap wood

Nap wood derives from the word morning wood. It means when you take a nap and you wake up, you have a woody. It's common during class.
Dude 1: I got nap wood man
Dude 2: I hope the bell doesn't ring or you're going to be late for your next class.
by Aaron M. April 26, 2005
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fap nap

1. Telling your roommate you are going to take a nap, but then going in and jerking off instead.
D: Man I'm so tired right now, I gotta take a nap. <Closes door>

Q (roommate): Bull shit man I know you are just going to take a fap nap.

D: No dude I'm really tired fuck you!
by THE COUNTRY BUTCHER February 16, 2010
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naps men

Sarah with Kyle from naps she dunce bai she ain't know naps men is shit
by #NAPSISASS February 4, 2021
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Irish Nap

Sneakily sneaking a slumber on the wall of a bar/club solely for the purpose of regaining the energy to keep getting crunk. Best if done in twos, Indian Teepee style.
Mike and Laura are such champs. They took an Irish Nap in the Saloon and got right back to getting it pure pimp mack roller status.
by Mike Diggitty D. February 23, 2010
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