Math Joke

A joke made about math, usually said by someone who is under the influence or high.

He said this awesome math joke, it was something thing like, "what did the 3 say when walking into a bar? 'I'm going to be here forever...'"

by high scholar January 4, 2022

Mathematical Shrine

A shelf that displays your math memorabilia (abacuses, slide rules, polygonal stamps, math-related postcards, 3D wooden puzzles, topology toys, …) that are likely to be a topic of conversation as friends and strangers visit your home.

Ian’s mathematical shrine is made up of origami polyhedrons, magic card tricks, Napier’s rods, vintage calculators and clocks, and Lilliputian math books.

by Fasters February 24, 2022

mathanghi

one of the best girls out there. kind, beautiful, brave - check, check, and check... if u ever come across one, make sure to keep her close to you and never let go, as they are extremely rare to come by

person 1: I met a Mathanghi the other day
person 2: WHAT? did you let her go? no wayy

by freakyfishyfishy March 15, 2022

mathemadematics

I'm semi I stay automatic, money add and multiply I call it mathemadematics
From the popular 2013 Vine

"I'm semi I stay automatic, money add and multiply I call it mathemadematics." "What?"

by somerandomdudeidfk April 2, 2022

Math

Math is the process of adding and subtracting things to obtain useful information. For example, if you have 41 girlfriends with two moms, you can't have a total of 68 moms

Person: Katie is very good at Math

by ShortestDefenestrator September 2, 2022

MATH

Mental

Abuse
To
Humans

Why are we doing Math? Is this some sort of punishment?

by Shrek is a potato March 23, 2023

Math Rocking

When you sit in your room contemplating your sexuality to the smooth tones of depressed men.

I always see Jason Math Rocking on Discord, maybe I should check on him.

When Jamal is Math Rocking he says it feels like there's 6 men in his head and their fighting for a casting couch.

by EdieD March 31, 2023