May 14th

May 14th is the first day Jenni is free from quarantine after being stuck in her mother fucking house for 14 months!!!

Jenni!! It’s May 14th!!! You’re fully vaccinated!!! You’re free!!!

by Oopsguessimmabitch April 30, 2021

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May 9

Sit by you girlfriend day and kiss her in front of all your friends

Hey it's may 9th go sit by your girl

by Maya96_6838652 May 6, 2022

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May 10

The day where you get witht he person you love and do it for a while. You will end up with them for a long time hopefully and it will be a good one

I cant wait for may 10th!

by Louis Koch III May 9, 2019

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may 3

national make out day! make out with ur bf/gf

lets makeout bc its may 3rd

by echo-snowwy May 1, 2022

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Lili-Mai

All Lili-Mai’s are very attractive and sporty. They will make you fall in love at first sight.

Bill “ I met this girl called called Lili-Mai”
Clive “ So what?”
Bill “ She was so fit and attractive, I’m in love with her”
Clive “ She must really be a keeper then”

by CheeseDeath May 9, 2018

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When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.

"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"

"...what the fuck is wrong with you"

by 5ma8mt November 1, 2011

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